FOR SALE: 2022 Ford Expedition Max Limited The Family Yacht That Parks Itself

Looking for a vehicle big enough to haul your entire family, all their sports gear, three Costco trips, and maybe your hopes and dreams?
Boom. Here it is: the White 2022 Ford Expedition Max Limited, aka the Land Cruise Ship.

Why this Expedition Max is basically a luxury hotel suite with wheels:

3 Rows of Seating finally separate the kids before they start WWE in the back.

4WD & All Weather Tires because roads are optional.

3.5L EcoBoost Twin Turbo V6 its like a gym bro: powerful, but surprisingly efficient.

10-Speed Automatic shifts smoother than your best excuses.

Leather Everything seats, steering wheel probably your ego after buying it.

Heated & Ventilated Front Seats hot, cold, whatever you need to feel emotionally balanced.

Heated Rear Seats because your passengers deserve nice things too.

Bang & Olufsen Sound System so your favorite playlist can sound like a live concert, even if its just 90s boy bands.

Active Park Assist 2.0 this boat literally parks itself. Captain not required.

Power Moonroof for stargazing or dramatic sighing.

SYNC 4 with Navigation because were done pretending anyone uses paper maps.

Split-Folding 3rd Row more cargo space than your garage. Seriously.

Safety Features?
All. Of. Them.
Its practically a rolling fortress that also massages your butt.

Color: White like a majestic glacier gracefully cruising through suburbia.

Call now for your best price!
Your family (and your Costco cart) will thank you.